Disturbing Self-Revelation!

A little while ago, while on hold for customer service, the background muzak started playing Olivia Newton-John's "Magic."

I realized that I remembered all of the lyrics.

(shudder!)




On a related note, my brother chimes in with this question about muzak, Who's bright idea is it to use old rock standards in grocery stores? There you are, trying to decide between blended yogurt and fruit-on-the-bottom, and suddenly you're assaulted by the Edgar Winter Group and "Frankenstein."

"BADA BAMP BAMP BADAH-DAH DAH! BADA BAMP BADAH!"



OK, fruit-on-the-bottom it is...